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		Posted by: Derek Carney

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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:55 pm
Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Posts: 5825

Post subject: Google This, NOT!

Location: Oakland, California
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That was so amusing... here's a variation.

Using Google's Advanced Search:

Derek is not amused when he finds pigeon droppings on his new gnomes!

Derek is not getting his hands dirty

Derek is not playing Hamlet

Derek is not happy with squirrels either

Derek is not a rubber chicken

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		Posted by: Avalon

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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:05 pm
Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 1922

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Location: Cleveland
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Valerie is not usually one to promote a product (say what! LOL)

Valerie is not just a maestra of balancing on the dance floor

Valerie is not yet ready to raise children (Bet Jamie is happy)

Valerie is not trying to legalize prostitution ( I should hope not)

When Valerie is not acting she is probably stage managing, and her credits include:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest* ( Oh it gets better and better)

but ready for the worst:

Valerie is not any better mounted than anyone else

Valerie is not exactly a painful
experience by any means (Oh good god)
Embarassed


		Posted by: Tiesto

Afterhours Champion

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:16 pm
Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 1407

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Location: Chicago, IL
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Damon is not a pickle, though he is sometimes given to saying "Vlassic". He is better known as his alter ego, the Evil Clown, Bearer of the Cursed Katana of Cut Fingers (Namely his own) and the Mighty Squirt Gun with Kickback. Damon's a pretty cool guy, but be careful. If he befriends you, he will never let you forget that he's 'the Damon'.


		Posted by: Jamie Tyler

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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:07 pm
Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 4477

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Location: sagamore hills
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Quote:

Jamie is not setting out to "cure the eating ills of society"

Jamie is not even home from carousing, and Mary does
not attend because she has lost her appetite as she takes more drugs

Jamie is not able to give consent or otherwise participate in decisions.

Jamie is not supposed to be by himself in the house.

Jamie is not a geek, he just has more adult wants for his trip to Europe,


		Posted by: Tekatoka

I<3CNL

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:32 am
Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 2067

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Location: 216
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Amy is not the basket case we think

Amy is not the typical saccharinely sweet chick-lit heroine Very Happy

Amy is not going to be so easy to marry off :wink:

when Amy is not goofing around, she is hard at work

Amy is not the kind of girl to accept the gift of vocal skills, sit back and
replicate what others have done before her.

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		Posted by: Brandon A

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:51 am
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2109

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Location: Cleveland
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yeah...real f'n great...

Brandon is not liable for interview or relocation expenses of candidates

Brandon is not all stone [I'm kinda soft around the middle]

Brandon is not cross-dressing by choice [i swear deviant makes me]

Brandon is not quite a he [um...wait a minute...]

Brandon is not happy with this whole thing [well after those two who would?]

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